question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
