they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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