____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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