Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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