I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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