playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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