If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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