Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
from now on my penis is your penis
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize