I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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