i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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