There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
