I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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