She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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