I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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