Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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