is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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