Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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