u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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