If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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