you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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