and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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