I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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