Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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