Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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