Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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