i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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