Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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