Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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