i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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