gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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