im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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