At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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