he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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