She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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