we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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