I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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