My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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