Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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