"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
