im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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