No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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