I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
