honey bunches of taint.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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