well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
