i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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