he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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