I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
