this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
where are my eyebrows?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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