just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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