It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
ok first of all what the fuck
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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