Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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