Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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