So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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