i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
she looked like the before picture.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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