I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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