I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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