I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
