Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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