I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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